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sugarkisslove:

beben-eleben:

Your Food is Secretly Talking About You Behind Your Back

The tequila one though. hahaha :D

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elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

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mrabelrants:

a friendly reminder: the media is lying to you…
constantly

mrabelrants:

a friendly reminder: the media is lying to you…

constantly

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"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."

—  Lemony Snicket (via lovequotesrus)

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ejacutastic:

it’s time for school

ejacutastic:

it’s time for school

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naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

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swirlingsherlokiflowers:

shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

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platinia:


Bottled up emotions.

This is art

platinia:

Bottled up emotions.

This is art

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helloitsgracesharto:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

becauseyouaremythyla:

bring it on

SLAMS THE BUTTON NONSTOP

YASSSSSSSSS

helloitsgracesharto:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

becauseyouaremythyla:

bring it on

SLAMS THE BUTTON NONSTOP

YASSSSSSSSS

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floatingmemories:

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

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grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

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"Her silence says everything she needed to say."

— jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)

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Anonymous said: Hi, do you remember a old horror film about a little boy and his toys used to come to life and try and kill him? It had a doll in a suit with a monocle and it scared me as a kid. Was just wondering so I can look it up again :) Thanks

classichorrorblog:

I do not remember a horror movie with a doll with a monocle.  I tried searching for one of all the evil doll movies I know of and I still could not find one.  Maybe someone will know which one you are talking about. 

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clavid:

shakeitoffs:

lol look how quickly tables turned after consequences were involved

KILL HIM

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"

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

"

— (via bl-ossomed)

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